Yes Folks. For those of you who may have already travelled this road, apologies, but for me this is something I'm finding quite incredulous and obviously very funny at the same time. To back track somewhat I must have blasted off a good 30 emails to women in various places about getting together in the past few weeks. The only responses I get are the ones pointing me to a website to register where I can 'meet up' with these various ladies. That is something I have not done. My sexual cravings have not got to a point yet where I feel the need to part with hard earned cash in order to have a possibility of meeting up with some slutty women. And the longer this goes on the more I think they don't actually exist, and its just the brainchild of a band of internet entrepreneurs knowing that the allure of sex is something that bored, lonely or desperate men cannot easily turn away from. Well if that's the case, they are bloody right, because ever time I see a woman proclaiming that she wants some NSA sex I'm completely fooled. And to show it's a disease that affects a great deal of others I carried out a bit of an experiment yesterday. I am not proud of this, I was just curious, so to any males who are out there reading this and responding to any ads I can assure you there was nothing malicious intended. Promise.

As I said at the end of last week I found the wonders of the 'casual relationships' section on Gumtree. Fabulous I thought, women saying they want this in this hole, and this somewhere else or anywhere else for that matter. Like a besotted schoolboy I whirled off emails, thinking out of the laws of probability there must be at least one woman whose particular tastes I would be to. As I've said it was all bullshit. Or is it not? And am I just the cunt that is not getting a shag, no way to tell of course, but I thought I'd try something.

Under that heading on Gumtree I posted a couple of ads, one for the girls and one for the guys. The one looking for horny lads went something like this "I am horny and lonely, need some hard cock to relieve my boredom. Do you think you can handle a hot thing like me? Mail me with a face pic and we'll see how hard and long you can go." The one for the ladies was singing my virtues, and proclaiming the truthful (of course) wonders that this stud muffin can offer. I can assure you it was a little more lyrical than that. From within two minutes of posting that add to the guys I already had 3 replies. Throughout the course of the day, the mails kept coming and coming, and coming some more. Every few minutes another bloke with hopes and expectations would be firing off a mail, until at the last count this morning there were 217 messages sitting in an inbox.  I was expecting a few, but fuck, I got emails at 2, 3, 4, even 6 in the morning. I haven't gone through them all there doesn't seem to be much point, but looking at some of them, obviously there are a number of guys that haven't got a clue how to respond to an ad like that. In the ad I clearly say, send a 'face pic', not a chest pic, or a cock pic, but one of your fucking face. Out of the ones I've opened, most of them either don't even have a pic or of something that this woman didn't ask for. Like her, what the fuck would I want to go through looking at those things for. And the level of some of these responses is truly pathetic. You don't know this woman, she wants sex, she's offering something to you, I would have thought to the average bloke who is going to respond to something like this, might put some effort into the fucking thing they write. You get things like 'I want you babes, phone me...' or 'I can go longer and harder than anybody else...', this is bollocks. I am not a woman, but I would have thought trying to be a bit interesting would maybe help your case. You see it’s arses like that who spoil the chances of the blokes who have got a bit of gumption about them and put a bit of effort into what they say. So if any of those posts are actually real, which I imagine one or two may be, who the fuck would want to go through two hundred odd emails listening to a load of prattling shit. But I suppose if you are desperate enough you would. But the thing that I find quite funny is that for a woman to get sex is so much easier than a guy anyway so why would you go to all that trouble? I can see it’s easier and more convenient, then you get all the shy ones, and not so hot ones, but still would you go to that effort. Don't know, like I said, I'm not a bird.

Oh, and the other post, about a super hot black guy looking for NSA, well when I went to bed it had a grand total of absolutely fuck all. But, logging in this morning, there was one that did come in just before midnight, so I guess there is a small tiny crumb of comfort in that. But to be honest, I think I'm clutching at straws, face it, being a bloke looking for free sex, it doesn't exist, like most things in life you get what you pay for. And if you not paying, you not getting.